** I posted a similar blog yesterday before last night’s EPIC episode but there was a glitch with the link and it deleted everything past the page break… so I’ve reworked the post to include last night’s shenanigans and have reposted for your Super Tuesday enjoyment **
So yesterday was Leap Day… a magical day that only comes around once every presidential election year. It’s like daylight savings on steroids… instead of gaining an extra hour to be more productive you gain a WHOLE DAY. Shout out to all the showers that got scrubbed, all the extra spinning classes that were taken, and to that kid Evan I went to elementary school with who finally turned 7 years old. WELL DONE EVAN!
I’ve always been very wary of Leap Years. I mean what is it about every four years that warrants an extra day? I’m starting to think that it’s a ploy by presidential hopefuls to gain an extra day of campaigning before Super Tuesday. I’m currently in Texas for my grandmother’s 90th birthday celebration and let me tell you that Ted Cruz was OUT AND ABOUT making the most of his Leap Day yesterday. I’ve been carrying eggs in my Louis Vuitton just in case he should happen to cross my path. ** IF YOU’RE IN A SUPER TUESDAY STATE GO VOTE Y’ALL OR ELSE GIVE UP ALL COMPLAINING RIGHTS FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS ** California on the other hand doesn’t vote till June, that’s why I’m able to spend my afternoon in this Starbucks being sassy about trivial things like last night’s episode of “The Bachelor”.